March 2007


disco bowling

If you want to go insane until your head explodes, put the volume on your computer all the way to max and bowl away. If not, just turn off the audio and try to get your perfect score of 300.

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boomshine

A strangely addictive game of flowing growing glowing spheres.

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bloons

You’re a monkey. Yes, you are; don’t argue with me. Pop the balloons, monkey.

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boxhead the rooms game
Kill zombies. ‘nuf said.

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cubix
Sort of like Rubik’s cube in one color, one layer at a time.

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let it flow game

They’re thirsty! Get water to them unless you’re a sadistic jerk.

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spam spam spam spam game

Everyone sing along! Choose the English version and catapult cows to destroy the smelly French knights. Choose the stinky French version and catapult chickens to destroy the British knights. This is war, people, so load up on your farm animal ammunition and fight fight fight!

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fred bunny operation 10mg
Save Fred the bunny’s life or he’ll end up a dead, dead Fred.

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get the glass milk game
A beautifully rendered adventure board game, this sleekly 3D animated quest takes trivial pursuit and injects action, adventure and fun within a storyline that places you in danger of osteoperosis. Wait, actually, you are being followed by Fort Fridge Security and you have to GET MILK to make you strong, yadayadayada so you can triumph. Something like that.

Here are the details: Help the milk-deprived Adachi family navigate and survive all 5 regions of the board, break into Fort Fridge and get the glass. The glass offers the Adachis the promise of an unlimited suppy of white gold, I mean, milk, to help with their various health ailments. Be careful, however, because Fort Fridge Security is hot on your tail. If they catch up to you, they’ll be more than happy to ship you and the Adachis off to Milkatraz. 3 trips to the ‘traz and your game is over. To begin: roll the dice and save the Adachis from calcium deficiency!!

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puppy racing

Again, do i have to explain everything? ok. race puppies around a racing track! There. Are you happy now?

btw, this is an online demo, so you’ll have to pay if you want to play all of the levels. Sorry, I didn’t make up the rules.

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lineage 2
This is an adorable adventure game from Japan. You’ve always wanted to be a little girl with pink hair and pigtails, right? Here’s your chance.

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paper pilot
Remember when you’d get in trouble in class throwing paper airplanes around with your friends? You need to be paying attention in class! Unless it was Physics. In that case, you might have been assigned the paper airplane project and the person whose plane went the farthest got an A.

Anyway. Here you can create your paper airplane and compete to see how far you can throw it.

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balls

Hey, don’t use that kind of language around me! Stay within the dark square using your arrow keys. The grey balls will try to bump you around but hang on tight.

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forest brat
It’s platform time! In this cute jump and run you are a cute little brat, have to catch cute butterflies using Z, dodge not as cute bees and collect very cute flowers. How many times can someone write the word, “cute”? Too many? Too bad!!!!!

Wait. Cute Cute Cute! And Cutey McCute Cute on a Cute with a double, triple, no quadruple dose of Cute on top. Plus one.

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edu pool game mac
Kids can learn to read and spell 700 of the most common words in English. Also, practice basic addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division to improve math skills all the while playing pool.

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nexius

A fast-paced, arsonal-charged 3d deathmatch game where players can select between 15 different player models to use, with an average of two skins for each, and can connect to the master server and play with other gamers from all over the world.

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frost bite
Ascend to the summit and plant your victory flag.

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Practice your Blackjack skills with this freeware game for Mac. Try not to lose all your money in 3 minutes, ok?

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tile puzzle
With this Tetris meets some sort of jigsaw puzzle, make the sad faces happy. Now if you can do this in real life and turn frowns into smiles, you should be crowned king of the world.

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tilt

Balance like you’ve never balanced before.

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gem shop game Wonder what it’s like to get your hands on precious gems? Wonder even more because this game won’t get those gems in your greedy little hands. You can IMAGINE precious gems while playing this fun diversion, however, where you play a jewelry salesperson selling various types of jewelry. As long as you make your quota and sell sell sell, you can keep your job but if not, you will be given a couple of chances to redeem yourself and your skills.

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escape the car
There is no plot, no story, no motive. How exciting is that?! No, no, that means it’s intriguing and and and…mysterious. Yeah. You wake up in a new location unaware of what has just happened. All you know is that you need to escape your confinement. And do it as fast as possible. Explore the area and pick up items to help you.

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show me the honey game
Kids will love this match game where you must launch marbles into a honey comb before the bees block the combs. Match 3 or more of the same colors in adjacent honey comb cells and you are well on your sweet way to the next level.

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shit war
The Sh*t bullies are out to get you triplets. Their weapon: poo. Avoid that nasty smelly mess as much as possible and you should be ok.

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japanese new year game
Escape from (the) room.

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