May 2007


wake up pussycat!

Wake up those cute and cuddly cats! Ok, some are not that cute and cuddly.
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torment online game
How masochistic are you? How much torture can you stand?

“Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torment of man.” (*evil laugh here*)

There are no hints. Each stage will provide a solution key. Each solution key must be entered in lowercase characters without spaces. Some solutions are obvious; some are not. Incorrect answers result in an error message. Stages become increasingly more difficult. Bookmark your progress…

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trolley racer online game
Race in your trolley (aka shopping cart) and remember the ole days when you screamed and demanded toys and cookies from inside the trolley. You know, like, just last week…

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panic in the skyscraper game
Get the people to safety by placing a ladder below them. Sadly, you only have one ladder to get all of those people to safe ground. You better be in good shape.

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planetary orbital defense
Defend your world against aliens.

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9th level of power
The shaku are attracted to the debris and only you and Hot Dog can prevent the Miyagi crystals from piercing the barrier! Got that? Doesn’t matter. Just play.

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flight of the monarch
Fly butterfly fly!

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idea volleyball

You’ve never played V-Ball like this. Toss ideas back and forth with the mayor. Use the arrow keys to hit idea bubble. To spike the idea bubble, use the down key while the chair is raised. Keep Mayor’s Brainstorms up in the air. Don’t hit bubble more than 3 times per turn. Earn 11 points and win.

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base jumping
Work your way up in the Base Jumping leagues and become the new King of Extreme Sports.

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cursor run

Get your mouse over the target before the other cursor does.

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5 minutes to kill (yourself)

Stick it to the man by sticking it to yourself. Yeah, that’ll show ‘em! Use your ingenuity and the environment around you to do yourself in. You only have 5 minutes though, so hurry up and do it.

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cyber assault

On an alternative Earth a conflict rages on: The Age of Steel has begun. Despite the destruction of the original Cyberleader and the Cybus factory in London the march of the Cybermen continues. Around the world Cybus factories upgrade humanity at a frightening rate. A new Cyberleader has been created and the Cybermen’s conquest of Earth seems unstoppable. One group stands between the cybermen and world domination: The Preachers. Rallying behind a new commander the Preachers fight to hold back the tide of steel.

And so the war between the Preachers and the Cybermen continues.

To win the war you must destroy the transmitters in all of the enemy strongholds.

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time for trouble online game

Stormy is out in the open sea working on a new cable connection for Sealab. What he doesn’t know is: Sealab will blow up if he installs the cable! With no time to spare, Dr. Quinn races out into hostile waters to stop Stormy before it’s too late…

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i object online game

You may object to this game claiming it is a flagrant use of silliness, but I object to your objection! It is serious gaming par excellence!

Object before the judge can rule on his decision. He will try to psyche you out and if he succeeds, you’ll lose lawyer’s fees. Now go object right now.

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panik in chocoland

No need to panic here, Superbunny. Just play and try not to get electrocuted.play now

stunt dirt bike

Do the dirt bike thing without getting dirty! Just make sure you wear a helmet so you don’t bash your head when you fall over -  you will be able to play again.

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bible fight

In the beginning God created….arcade games. Yup.

Ok, here’s the deal: The Bible meets Street Fighter! Go kick the butts of Moses, Mary, Satan and other holy and unholy creatures alike. It doesn’t get any better than this.

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minefields

Is Minefields 2 too difficult? Try Minefields 1 to get warmed up.

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minefields 2

It’s war time, yet again, and you must find the way through the enemy lines. Use the actions in your toolbox and strategically place them on the grid to find the safest way out. Every level has a solution.

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bubble islands

There are bubbles but I didn’t see any islands. Nevermind, it’s fun anyway. Pick your avatar, drop your bubbles and create an explosion or two.

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bubble burst online game

Should I say it? Ok. Burst your bubble!

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superman returns game
Will Clark Kent..ooops I mean Superman, be able to elude your Papparazzi skills?

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boulder crusher
Help Santis and his knights closer to The Heart of the Shield of the Ages of the…wait. that’s it. Crush those boulders!

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[via treehugger]
world without oil online game
“World Without Oil is an alternate reality game funded by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting and ITVS. It’s an online game, with the premise that we have reached peak-oil. The site features a ‘reality dashboard’, which shows fictional gas prices, fuel shortages, and other metrics for chaos, suffering and economic impact for different parts of the country, updated every day. The aim is to investigate the many possible socio-economic outcomes of running out of oil, and to entertain at the same time.

If you want to get involved, then you are invited to write blog posts, create videos, take photos and use any other means necessary to document what life is like in this fictional post-oil world.

The idea is half-fiction, half investigative process - the game’s motto is, ‘Play it, before you live it’. It launched on Monday, and people have already submitted hundreds of documents, which you can freely browse. There is also an official ‘back-story’, written by the game’s organisers which will be used to introduce new events and circumstances. For instance, the latest game updates include instructions on how to throw fuel-free parties. If all this sounds interesting, but slightly confusing, then don’t worry - that’s the idea. A post-oil world will be confusing.”

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hopper 2

Victory (in the form of a star) is only a hop, skip and a jump away, so go, little hopping, skipping, jumping guy! Go!

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