insult generator
Are you a jilted lover? In a deadend relaltionship? Your girlfriend playing games with you? Did you see your so-called boyfriend with another girl? KISSING?! Just gotten a divorce? Hating life and love? Today’s your worst nightmare, isn’t it? Don’t worry.

For those of you who celebrate, “I HATE VALENTINE’S DAY!” today, generate an insult or 100 for the person you hate the most. Gorge yourself on ice cream, chocolates, carmel corn and massive amounts of junk food and grab some rental movies that remind you that LOVE is GROSS. Watch the saddest movies ever made! Wallow in your pain with Boys Don’t Cry, Philadelphia, Gallipoli, Steel Magnolias, Mystic River, Titanic, Schindler’s List, Awakenings, What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, The Cure - to name a few examples.

Now, get an insult to use on him/her!