January 2009


Duck: Thing Outside the Flock
Fun and funny little puzzlers will either make you hate little rubber duckies to the point of wanting to rip off their heads or you will love them sooooo much you have to see them for longer and solve some more levels. Note: please feel free to disable the music, unless you want to go insane.

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Ragdoll Volleyball
Do you know beach volleyball? Maybe indoor v-ball? How ’bout Hard Court (indoor) Volleyball? Well, this isn’t anything like it – because in the realm of Ragdoll Volleyball, the world doesn’t seem like it is in real life. Using ragdoll physics, you will compete as a ragdoll against your ragdoll opponent. Though, in this game, it feels like ragdolls under water volleyball, and so your “power alley” will probably need some serious practice. A spike will be near impossible unless you’re really, really good. Maybe you are indeed a champion ragdoll v-ball player?

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Arachnophilia
This may be hard for some of you to imagine, but you’re a spider, and a very hungry spider at that. So what does a hungry spider need to do here? Yes. You’re right: eat. Since you ARE a spider, you will have to not just set up your lure by weaving a web for your prey, but you will also have to subsist on juicy, delicious, not to mention nutritious bugs. What? You say bugs do not sound all that appetizing? C’mon. Use your vast and flexible imagination to vision that your next meal will be a pepperoni pizza with extra cheese, instead of a crunchy thorax with squishy guts inside and squiggly legs sticking out. Drag your cursor to add strands to the web and click on the bug…I mean! pizza, to eat it and make sure your health stays strong (to the right) or you will be ousted from the wicked web you wove.

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That Word Game
Unlike That 70’s Show, That Word Game is much less colorful. Although, of course, they aren’t at all related are they, colorless appearance notwithstanding. Where am I? Anyway. Back to that word game called, That Word Game. This is the game, you know, where words and physics collide, which does also happen in real life situations but this version is much less violent and way more interesting. Create words having between three and 15 letters and if you make words that are six or more letters long, you will be happy to know that it’ll help you avoid pesky parasites.

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Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 3
I wonder if the title of this game could be any longer. Pick a song from a list of FOUR choices you might never have heard of. Next, choose your control settings. Now you’re almost ready to go. You can hold a keyboard like a you’re holding and playing guitar unless you’re using a laptop. How cool will YOU look?! Very. Your goal is to press the right keys as the notes hit the bar on screen. Make sure you listen to the music you’re playing with. That helps a lot. If you play your song without any mistakes, you will get an award. Whoooo! An award. This game MIGHT remind you of Guitar Hero. Sort of. Kind of.

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Related: Monsters of Rock

Alien Hominid
Hack n Slash comes to your desktop in the form of an alien hominid, which is you by the way, and some FBI agents out to kill you. In all situations of this sort, you’ve fallen out of the sky literally, right out of your alien space ship, and that is just plain suspicious to FBI agents. Since it’s too weird and out there for their comprehension, there’s only one thing to do: kill you. Maybe if they kill you the problem will go away? Maybe if they kill you they will not discover that there are many life forms outside of earth that are much, much, MUCH, LIGHTYEARS ahead of human earthlings in intelligence. They don’t want to know that. Anyway. Go out there and defend your cute little alien self. Use arrow keys to move around, and use the A and S keys to jump and shoot your weapon.

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You are Glaikitty (I don’t know how to pronounce that so you’re on your own), a very adorable and cute cat from Greece. It’s your favorite day, the very first day of fish hunting season, and lucky you! You have a net. How convenient is that. So, as you might have guessed by now, you become the best, most awesome fishercat you can be. Now go out and catch those fish! By the way, I hope you like Greek music. Wait! I forgot to mention that you also are obliged to sell the fish, or they’ll rot – and we all don’t want to even think about the smell of rotting fish. Use left and right arrow keys to go fishing.
Glaikitty Fyke

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Karoshi Suicide
As maccbre as it sounds, the object of this game is…to die. In Japanese, “karoshi” means “overworked to death” – so now you might realize that your goal corresponds to the game’s theme. But, it’s a fun game, really! You are Salaryman slaving away at your meaningless job. You simply want to end it all so you can put a finish to the daily routine, aka your job, that is less exciting than watching paint dry. Your biggest desire is to meet your maker so your boring life will come to an end. You’ll be presented with a challenge during each level. Solve puzzles by using the many objects available to you. As you advance in the game the later levels will break their own rules to surprise you and to mess you up! 50 levels and a boss fight at the end. Have fun killing yourself! Will your life be more exciting after you die??

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Pin Bowl
Shoot the ball as you reach given objectives of bouncing it into other balls and objects. You`re going to have to use your adding skills. So, you might not be able to solve these if you failed math…

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Worlds Strongest Man
Compete to become the World’s Strongest Man. You’ve ALWAYS wanted that title, I know.

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Bubble Tanks 2
Travel through gigantic bubbles while destroying enemy tanks and confiscating their bubbles to fuel your own growth. You constantly evolve as you get bigger and you will get even better weapons. At the end, you’ll have to face the ultimate big boss adversary and defeat it to win the game. Features 26 unique tank states, over 30 weapons, and over 50 enemy types. Use the w, a, s and d keys to maneuver around, and use your mouse to shoot.

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brain follow
This aim of this game is to challenge your memory as well as your logic skills, to a point that you never thought quite possible. Your mission is to follow the exact path the brain creature takes to reach the level’s end. If by chance you happen to stray off the correct path, you will no doubt fall into the pathetic pit of despair, a point of no return.

A few more twists here: you will move slower than the brain creature, haha! so you have to really focus on where it has gone and what turns it has taken. There’s more. Like in real life, there are demons and other obstacles that will make your life unpleasant and following the creatures path will become more difficult, indeed. Keep in mind that you cannot leave the path the creature has taken – you can move backwards and forward on that path, but you cannot move off at any point. Ready?

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